Disclaimer:

Do your best to not lose the first challenge. It skips to a later section of the game, Idk why.

Also you can move in the game with the arrow keys, I forgot to point that out.
 

There's a few minor bugs that I can't fix right now unfortunately. like the text blips sounding like farts (it's a web export problem I think), some flickering on the phone when you scroll (drives me crazy), and some other small flickering and teleporting stuff.

Main Concept

I don't really know what to call this game. It's a game in which you have to beat your opponents by scrolling and accomplishing the demanded tasks the fastest way possible. It also has a storyline, but I won't go into detail, it's something to be experienced first-hand.

Credits

Music, sfx, videos, programming, art - alpikespot

I used MIDI soundfonts to add that cheap effect. The second part of the music in convention is just me spamming white keys on my MIDI keyboard, quantized a bit. It definitely sounds 

Some ideas came from my brother, special thanks for him.

Music made in REAPER

TTS voices made with tettys

Videos

Shitposts Videos made with Kdenlive

I made all the videos, but some not fully. The videos with the username "stolen_account_database" are videos that I simply grabbed from my collection of shitposts and cropped it off a bit. 

Some videos are originally old Scratch  projects I released a few years ago.

Some are gameplays (even ads) of my previous games (mostly gamejam submissions).

Other stuff

Making this was a lot of fun, but it took a lot of my time. I spent 6hrs developping per day in average. 

I wanted to put some features and unexpected stuff (a part where the opponent tries to smash your phone with a hammer for instance), but I did A LOT better compared to my other Wild Jam submissions (last time I got like 190th place out of 200 submissions...).